(Every time I think about this I just hear that in a dalek voice in my head, hence the title ( Read more... )

What the hell, neurons? This is weird, even for my brain. ( Read more... )

Just had a dream where I caught a child stabbing a horse in the head with a double-pronged tine. I remonstrated with the child; the child in turn gribbled rather sulkily ( Read more... )

...I guess they always have been. When I was little he always saw me as a clone of my mother (apart from Car Conversations and Poetry - apparently that was me imprinting off him somehow maybe) but both ideas are foolish, really ( Read more... )

I don't want to be awake ( Read more... )

This is long and was absurdly detailed. ( But it's about magic and dragons and wibble, so might be entertaining... )

And in the crowd I see you with someone else,
I brace myself, 'cause I know it's going to hurt,
But I like to think at least things can't get any worse..."Eight-pint logic isn't very logical ( Read more... )

Oh sense and sanity - wherefore art thou?

And sleep, you bastard, where have you sloped off to?

...and talk to figments and make up stories.
But I gave up smoking ages back and if I do any of the above my father will look at me all manner of pokey.
*sigh*

Tell me a story.You win many points if it somehow involves characters of mine or characters I like ( Read more... )

Dear Morpheus ( Read more... )